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7 Reasons Why People Hate Gwyneth Paltrow →
imeanwhynot: Alternate Buzzfeed title: 7 incredibly pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow quotes. 1. “I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this...
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If I'm So Cool, Why Can't I Stop Listening to that...
“The song is called “Teenage Dream” and it is a hyper-produced saccharine gooey wad of bubblegum pulled through an Auto-Tuned cookie cutter until it resembles the blandest, biggest, wettest, pinkest pair of slobbery lips and then those lips are plastered onto Katy Perry’s cartoonish, almost Pokemon-like face and she blows a hot, gloppy kiss to America’s stupidest, hungriest, horniest...
Jan 3rd